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Mr Rhino…
…everybody knows… If you see my Fecesbook feed, you will have seen this delightfully happy song about a very perky rhino with one tail, four feet and twelve toes. It’s Milky’s favorite song and my...
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Happy St. Paddy’s (not Patty’s) Day
I’m not even Irish, Yet this bothers me… But it’s Paddy, okay? And not Patty. Saying Patrick or Paddy Is fine, even grand. But Patty’s just wrong. Please understand, It’s wee for Patricia. But in case...
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In response to the following news article: “Swerving to Miss Moose, Norwegian...
For some reason, that headline really speaks to me. Oh, Miss Moose, You silly goose. For when I saw you there, I swerved to avoid you, For being hit, Would have annoyed you. And would have been unfair....
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While we’re on the subject of pens…
Ohhh…I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay. I write with a girly pen all day… Perhaps, dear readers, you have already heard about Bic’s new “for her” line of ball point pens. They are nice and soft so as not...
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Weather Vane
You’re not vain, Weather vane, You probably think I know more Than you do. But you rock, Weathercock. You know more about, The weather than, I do! I do! I do!
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Date Priorities
So, it’s triple twelve today. Let’s contain ourselves, okay? ‘Cause it just another date, Set by arbitrary fate. And it’s really no big thing, It just looks more interesting. No need to scream and...
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The End is Over
I guess by now it’s safe to say, The Apocalypse won’t be coming today. You may feel sad that it didn’t show. But it’s not The End of the World, you know.
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New Kids On The Block
New Year’s Day – wee hours of 01 January 1989 – Philadelphia, PA Having been relieved of our babysitting duties unusually early for the night and knowing that our parents were not expecting us until...
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Deciphering Taylor Swift’s Lyrics…
…everyone’s favorite parlor game. No one is immune to the grandeur that is Taylor Swift. NO ONE. I tried avoiding her for years because: I’m a grown-up I’m a grown-up I’m a grown-up I don’t...
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